if you've ever seen a northwest map
you'll identify this tourist trap
on the outside it looks like crap
but there's magic in it

and now it's been a long long time
since the summer amongst the pines
take a trip with me and you'll find
we'll be mystery twinnin'

take me back
to the place I know
with the mystery shack
and the forest gnomes
I'm already packed
so c'mon let's go
don't get me started
my heart's in gravity

if you dare
try that oregon town
where the weird and rare
always hang around
and while you're there
check the lost and found
for my body part, cause
my heart's in gravity falls

skeletons made out of clay
you don't see that every day
there'll be even more if you stay
just a little longer
it's probably a lot to take
and I know you might think it's fake
but I'm telling you in the lake
there's a gobblewonker

take me back
to the place I know
with the mystery shack
and the haunting ghosts
I'm already packed
so c'mon let's go
don't get me started
my heart's in gravity

if you dare
try that oregon town
where the weird and rare
always hang around
and while you're there
check the lost and found
for my body part, cause
my heart's in gravity falls

no one ever could enchant us
in the way that grunkle stan does

if we're lucky and we're able
we can find dipper and mabel

take me back
to the place I know
with the mystery shack
and the forest gnomes
I'm already packed
so c'mon let's go
don't get me started
my heart's in gravity falls